Obviously I have nothing better to do with my life.

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[20:05] Jeff: THE 534234029835th PAIRING DRAW WILL NOW COMMENCE

The President X Doopliss. The President tops.
Yoshi X Mir. Mir tops.
Snake X Olimar. Snake tops.
Melissa X Bulba. Bulba tops.
Lighter X Fang. Fang tops.
Mike X Popple. Popple tops.
Falcon X Crazy Hand. Crazy Hand tops.
Max X Dedede. Max tops.
Ionia X Kumatora. Ionia tops.
Master Hand X Mother Lucas. Lucas tops.
Ulty X Wave. Wave tops.
Bob X Flak. Bob tops.
Tabuu X Jake. Jake tops.
Tubba X Jeff Angel. Tubba tops.
Samus X Larry. Larry tops.
Adeline X Weavile. Adeline tops.
Junior X Gage. Junior tops.
Blacky X Genny. Genny tops.
Watt X Orange Kid. Orange Kid tops.
Scyther X Luigi. Luigi tops.
Meta Knight and Pepito. MK tops.
Hoji X Flint. Flint tops.
Goombella X Lip. Goombella tops.
Slippy X Gold. Slippy tops.
Daisy X Sonic. Sonic tops.
Green X Kirby. Kirby tops.
Ocelot X Xatu. Ocelot tops.
Birdo X Nabooru. Birdo tops.
Resetti X Surge. Resetti tops.
Paula X Ganondorf. Paula tops.
Adder X Fuel. Fuel tops.
Goose X Nyx. Goose tops.
Shadow X Louie. Shadow tops.
Zelda X Otacon. Otacon tops.
Tails X Jeff Andonuts. Tails tops.
Wendy X Flurrie. Wendy tops.
Eggman X Silver. Eggman tops.
Kyle X Nancy. Nancy tops.
Espio X Ho-oh. Ho-oh tops.
Smithy X Sable. Smithy tops.
Raiden X Selene. Raiden tops.
EVA X Mario. EVA tops.
Mewtwo X Shinon. Mewtwo tops.
Hawke X Avi. Avi tops.
Olaf X Vashta. Olaf tops.
Ashley X Knuckles. Ashley tops.
Peach X Kooper. Kooper tops.
Pit X Tony. Pit tops.
Nester X King Boo. King Boo tops.
Andy X Colin. Andy tops.
Claus X Rachel. Claus tops.
Ulki X Rhys. Rhys tops.
Black Shadow X Parakarry. Parakarry tops.
9-Volt X Lash. Lash tops.
Lugia X Bonechill. Lugia tops.
Poo X Midna. Midna tops.
Bowser X Wolf. Bowser tops.
Apple Kid X Smee. Smee tops.
Goroh X Char. Char tops.
Amy X Diddy. Diddy tops.
Kamek X Anshu. Kamek tops.
And Pokemon Lucas is left on his own.