Let's Play... HeartGold?

[larvesta]

Hello my lovelies. Let's play a game. One that we're all familiar with, so let's skip the intro and get to the...


What's that supposed to mean, Mom?

She then gave me all my options at once, as well as the Running Shoes, followed by:

I guess it really has changed. You're so generous all of a sudden!


Oh, she evolved it when I wasn't looking?


Huh? Where's the Azumarill, then?


Ah.

Sure enough:

Onwards! And the choice was obvious.


Memorize it. You're stuck with me.


... that's different. Moving on... Listen old man, your tour is nice and all, but I've already got the Running Shoes, so you don't need to give me your hand-me-downs--


... Oh. Okay. I guess I'll take it. On to Mr. Pokemon's house--


... I think it was looking at me funny.


Huh? Who's that?


I guess Elm e-mailed him back... if not, he's been watching me somehow. Creepy...


Don't wear it out.


I see you're capable of basic logic!


Big deal, so am I. Sinnoh sounds like a lameass place, anyway.



Nope. Enlighten me. (I'm gonna regret this, I just know it...)








That wasn't "briefly". >:(



You talk their ears off, too?


I know damn well what I'm capable of!


I get that a lot.


Is it Poke Balls? I hope not. I'll get some myself later--


:o SCORE.




You know, I'm honestly not sure yet...


Seeya, lady!

...

What the heck is going on?!